36 Women Confess The Kinky Sexual Secrets They’ve Never Told Anyone

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1. I once orgasmed 83 times in one day.

“I’m female. In my mid-teens, I was severely depressed and became addicted to masturbation as a coping method. I once orgasmed 83 times in one day. I wish I was exaggerating. Literally spent the entire day in bed masturbating minus bathroom breaks.”
EIGS96


2. I gave a guy a blowjob for $300 so I could afford to take my ex-boyfriend out on our one-year anniversary.

“I gave a guy a blowjob for $300 so I could afford to take my ex-boyfriend out on our one-year anniversary. He didn’t want to go in the end.”
Something-Cheesy


3. I’m sexually attracted to older fat, balding, hairy men.

“I’m sexually attracted to older fat, balding, hairy men which has led to me sleeping with a couple of my friends’ dads.”
OldGuyLover


4. I put an orange highlighter up my ass and the lid came loose in my rectum.

“Once when I was 15 I was watching a jerkoff instruction video and I’m gonna be honest, I found it really kinky that she was telling me what to do and really got into it. She tells me to speed up, I speed up, she tells me to edge, I edge, she tells me to put something up my ass, I put an orange highlighter up my ass and the lid comes loose in my rectum.”
Trickybuggersh


5. I can honestly say that there is no surface in my childhood home that I had not humped.

“As a child growing up I was very horny. I am a 20-year-old woman now. I learned about my sexuality at a young age and I now know that it is very common in children to masturbate without knowing they are if they are. I grew up thinking I was strange. At first I didn’t know but I soon learned and watched porn from the 3rd grade. I can honestly say that there is no surface in my childhood home that I had not humped. The stairs, the fridge, the counter, the microwave once, the figurines we had around the house you name it and I ground my vagina on it. It is odd because I do not have that high of a sex drive now. I do masturbate a lot more than I have sex but nothing too frequently.”
trashawaybag


6. I had sex in the balcony of my church with the church choir director.

“I had sex in the balcony of my church with the church choir director, with the moonlight streaming through the stained glass. Hallelujahs were sung that we didn’t get caught.”
muchawayIthrow


7. “I had drunk sex and week later I found a condom inside of me.

“I had drunk sex and week later I found a condom inside of me :(”
QuinnTheQueen


8. You really have no idea how horny nerds can be.

“Jacked off my first boyfriend on the bus back from a math team meet in sophomore year. You really have no idea how horny nerds can be.”
BlakersGirl


9. I ended up throwing up on a pillow after his dick went too far down my throat.

“My first sexual experience was with a close friend and I ended up throwing up on a pillow after his dick went too far down my throat.”
Elzahex


10. I use to use my stepmother’s toothbrush with a plastic bag over the head to masturbate.

“I use to use my stepmother’s toothbrush with a plastic bag over the head to masturbate. Things went well until she kinda caught me. Was sure she didn’t see anything until she bought a new toothbrush. Fuck, I’m cringing so hard right now.”
Dragon-Aerie


11. We’d touch each other down there and then have them lick it off our fingers.

“When I was a young girl I remember being super horny and very curious. I had an equally curious girl best friend. We would ‘teach’ each other how to kiss with tongue and touch each other. We’d touch each other down there and then have them lick it off our fingers. Didn’t even realize how kinky we were being until I got way older and really thought about it. It’s also crazy since we would just casually be doing this on the couch in my living room while my parents are upstairs. I think we just knew it felt good and didn’t know it wasn’t normal to be doing with each other.”
hippielettuce23


12. I used my younger brother’s lightsaber to masturbate.

“When I was a young teenager, I used my younger brother’s lightsaber to masturbate. I haven’t told a single soul. Now reddit knows how much the Force was with me that day.”
swing_out


13. I use my mother’s back massager to masturbate.

“I use a back massager to masturbate with. It has two half spheres which can move side to side and they can both heat. Makes for some orgasmic hands free jerkoff sessions….

I took it from my mother’s room years ago because I was curious horny teen at the time. She tried using it a few weeks after I discovered my love for it and the cord had a short and it failed to work. She threw it out and I recovered it, spliced a new cord to it and kept it for myself.”
just_that_guy123


14. The first time I ever thought about women in a sexual way was seeing my sister’s tits when I accidentally walked in on her after a shower.

“The first time I ever thought about women in a sexual way was seeing my sister’s tits when I accidentally walked in on her after a shower. She didn’t notice me because she was getting dressed and I noped the fuck out of there real quick. I’m a girl btw so it wasn’t like I hadn’t seen other women’s boobs before, but for some reason that’s the moment where I was like ‘Huh, girls are…hot…Boobs are fucking awesome.’”
deathbryte


15. I started wearing skirts just so I could masturbate in class.

“When I was in high school, my sex drive was out of control. I started wearing skirts just so I could masturbate in class without drawing attention.”
IroncladPen


16. My first sexual experiences were with my female cousin.

“My first sexual experiences were with my female cousin….We are both female. When this happened we were around 12 or 13. We played truth or dare. First there was an innocent kiss on the lips and afterwards we decided it was a good idea if ‘dare’ would be French kissing each other for a minute but nothing too crazy. We touched each other’s boobs and someday on a very boring afternoon we masturbated next to each other. But not more. Not even my SO knows this.”
ivy1991


17. She starts grinding on me, also grabbing at my boobs and moaning.

“When I was about 10, my friend came over for a sleepover. We’re both girls of the same age. Also, she was really popular because she was very pretty and hot. She brings up porn, and I start talking about it as well. We start sharing some of the hottest things we’ve watched. She slowly started to reenact them on me, obviously trying to get sexual with me, but I didn’t realize it at the time. She then tells me to lay on my back, and she pins my arms down (I liked it, I wasn’t forced) and starts grinding on me, also grabbing at my boobs and moaning. I was overwhelmed. It turned me on but all I did was lay there like a fish not knowing what to do.”
imseriousdonttouchme


18. Making out with her while pinned to the bathroom wall was hot as hell.

“When I was 13, one of my friends and I (we’re both girls) started experimenting by making out in the bathroom stalls at school. I would suck on her neck and she would lightly bite my bottom lip, press her knee up in between my legs, and grope my boobs. We were each other’s first kiss. Looking back, what we were doing was probably really obvious to our other friends, as during lunch time we would slip into the stalls together and tell them to wait outside for 5 minutes while we proceeded to make out.

I ended up developing a massive crush on her (I’m bisexual) but we eventually had a falling out due to friendship issues and I haven’t spoken to her since. However, making out with her while pinned to the bathroom wall was hot as hell and probably the sexiest thing I’ve done all my life so far, and I would do it all over again in a heartbeat if I had the chance. Kissing her became an addiction, and what excited me was how rebellious, dirty, and sinful it all was, being so young, and furthermore, both being girls. When people ask me who my first kiss was, I just say that I haven’t had one yet. And they tell me ‘Oh, don’t worry darling. The right one will come. You’ll find it super addicting ;)’

Hah. If only they knew.”
yellowlemonadecubes


19. My first sexual experience was with my cousin when I was 14 but I tell people it was with my boyfriend at 16.

“My first sexual experience was with my cousin when I was 14 but I tell people it was with my boyfriend at 16. My cousin and I kept it up for 2 or 3 years and I cheated on multiple boyfriends with him.”
hailcthulhu8


20. His wife got out of jail a day sooner than we expected.

“This older guy had convinced me he had divorced his wife, and I never questioned it when I came over to his place to fuck around because it didn’t matter if it was day or night. She was just never around and he never got texts from her. So of course we went on fooling around for like 3 months and I didn’t feel bad cause I honestly thought they were split. (And this was a purely sexual relationship, I wasn’t attached or romantically interested in him) At the end of the three months he suddenly gets weird and tells me we’re done. I was like ‘okay, whatever.’ THEN the texts from his wife started coming in. Turns out she was in jail the whole time and came out a day earlier than expected so he didn’t have time to clear out his phone. (He had a nude picture of me as his background.) At first she’s heated, but after I showed her screenshots and explained that I honestly thought they were divorced and had no prior reason to believe otherwise she started to calm down. We meet for coffee once I feel that she won’t pull any crazy BS and she vents to me about all her problems with him and tells me she’s sorry he dragged me along into these issues. He begs me not to talk to her because I’m telling her every little thing he lied to her about but I don’t listen cause I’m pissed off that he did some shit like this. No one takes kindly to being lied to. His wife and I keep talking, she had the kind of sense of humor I liked and eventually it turns to flirting and kissing and whatnot. Fast-forward a week or so and she shows up at my place one night, talking about a threesome with his best friend. (All behind his back) I’m against contributing to cheating, but both of us were basically like ‘fuck this guy’ So his best friend comes over. Fucks me and his wife. They leave. I never talk to either of them again (she was a bit disappointed about that but I didn’t want any future drama) I don’t know if he found out about it, but I still find it funny that his wife’s way of revenge was to sleep with his best friend and his ‘mistress.’”
baddreamr


21. It was obviously all kinds of wrong.

“My first true sexual experience was when I was about 15 with a guy 20+ years older than me. He took me out on a few dates to some nice restaurants and treated me really well. He went down on me once, got me off, and opened my eyes to masturbation (I had literally never done it before then but I’m grateful every day that he enlightened me when he did). It was obviously all kinds of wrong and I knew it back then but didn’t care, and I harbor no ill feelings about it. Sometimes I google his name to see if anything pops up.”
jinx722


22. He freaked out, screamed, and told me that I raped him.

“One time, having sex with my current boyfriend…I got a sudden urge…and touched his butthole with my finger. He freaked out, screamed, and told me that I raped him.”
Ashleym527


23. I used to masturbate with the air jets while my neighbors had no clue what I was doing.

“When I was around 8, I would go to my neighbor’s swimming pool and sit on the side of the pool with my butt against the air jets and my legs propped up and against the ledge, while my head and body on the water…I used to masturbate with the air jets while my neighbors had no clue what I was doing…looking back now…maybe they did know…I would stay in that position for hours…”
Swimmingpool_Lover


24. Suddenly the door opened and my mom saw what we were doing.

“When I was in like first grade I had two female friends over and we were playing in my room with the door closed. I don’t remember how it ended up happening, but at some point our underwear came off and we were showing each other our ‘private parts.’ It wasn’t really sexual, it was mostly curiosity and laughing at how weird it looked. Suddenly the door opened and my mom saw what we were doing. One of my friend’s moms was there to pick her up and she also saw. She was pretty mad, and my mom had the other girls mom come pick her up. I got a talking to that night about how that was inappropriate behavior.

Fast forward to puberty age (13 for me). We had a ‘kids’ computer’ for playing games and stuff on and I would go on the internet and (using AskJeeves, yay early 00s) look up pictures of naked women. I wouldn’t really look at men because penises kinda freaked me out. My dad found out what I was doing and I tried to blame it on pop ups and spammy websites.

Pretty sure my parents thought I would turn out to be a lesbian, but I’m straight.”
Zoetzos


25. Masturbated in a Port-A-Potty at work once.

“Female. 23 (about 19 at time of NSFW activity). Masturbated in a Port-A-Potty at work once. 12 hour shifts, long distance boyfriend, absolutely insane sex drive. Nothing penetrative, just rubbed one out. No porn or anything. Honestly don’t know how I managed to get off.

In my defense these were very clean units. Not like what you’d find during Mardi Gras or at a music festival that’s just left to be abused by thousands of people for several days.

The best part is years later I heard all of my colleagues chastising a fellow male coworker for being so gross and weird because he confessed to the exact same thing. This guy was the type to say/do outlandish shit. No shame, basically. It still makes me laugh to myself that they have no idea the little girl in the shop did the same fucked up shit as that guy. Me and him were always far more similar than they realized… but I knew, boy did I know.”
The70sUsername


26. I ended up having my jaw locked in place for about 10-15 seconds.

“I was sucking my boyfriend’s dick once and decided I would try to go deeper. I ended up having my jaw locked in place for about 10-15 seconds.”
madethisjustfor1post


27. I slept with my douchebag coworker who no one likes.

“I slept with my douchebag coworker who no one likes. If anyone found out, it would be absolutely humiliating. He knows another coworker outside of work, so there’s a good chance he will tell him eventually. Sucks because I slept with him, too.”
So_Yeahh


28. I used to go into chat rooms and say I was a 17 to 19-year-old girl and give them a Google voice number to have phone sex with.

“I used to go into chat rooms and say I was a 17 to 19-year-old girl (I was 21-23, still a girl, have a very high-pitched voice that sounds young) and give them a Google voice number to have phone sex with. I’d get off, hang up, delete the number from my account and go to sleep. Repeat the next night.”
whiskeydreamkathleen


29. I acted out a drunk raping scene with my female cousin.

“When I was 10, I played pretend with my female cousin who was 8. I’m a female too, btw. I asked her to act as a guy and pretend we met at a bar and I was playing drunk. She ‘brought me’ to my older cousin’s bed and I got her to kiss me all over my neck and light pecks on the lips. Basically acting out a drunk raping scene. We’re still in contact these days. I’m not sure if she recalls this, but I honestly hope she doesn’t.”
cutoutmermaid


30. I prefer to have sex by myself.

“I prefer to have sex by myself. And when I say sex I mean stimulating my clit and climaxing in less than 15 min. I don’t like penetration because it feels weird to me and then I think about how weird it feels that I get so dry that it starts to hurt. Once I go dry (which is fast) I can’t go back. It is almost impossible to turn me on and then all my partners start thinking I’m not sexually attracted to them (which in all case is kinda true but not because I don’t like them or anything.)

I’m currently in a relationship and it’s becoming harder and harder to fake wanting sex and the orgasms and harder to not feel physically ill after sex. Honestly I can’t tell if it’s psychological or if it is something really weird going on with me that sex is not something I enjoy.

I am only 22 you guys :(”
hobobong


31. When I was around 11 I had my first orgasm to a spa water vent.

“When I was around 11 I had my first orgasm to a spa water vent. I was up against the wall drinking my Coke. Note: This was a very public area.”
Onthedownlowplz


32. My first sexual experiences were with another girl in elementary.

“My first sexual experiences were with another girl in elementary, idk how it began but we would do it during class on a /bathroom break/ and during recess, idk I didn’t really like her but I was also repressing my sexuality; god imagine if I had been comfortable with myself back then maybe I would be so god damn confused about my gender and identity now. Also another one was my first encounter with a guy they basically forced me to drop my pants and look at their dick and they were tiny and I fucking hate them.”
Noirsabbath


33. When I was 3 my best friend at the time and I would undress and show each other our lady parts.

“When I was 3 my best friend at the time and I would undress and show each other our lady parts. I specifically recall two memories, one where we are sitting on the floor with our legs spread, holding our lips apart and looking. Another memory was us with our backs to each other, bent over holding our ass cheeks apart and looking at the other from between our legs. I tried to get in contact with her again a few months ago (it’s been almost 20 years and obviously I didn’t mention it) and she never got back to me.”
abunchofschleem


34. When I was around 6 or 7 I pretended to have sex with a huge stuffed animal.

“When I was around 6 or 7 I pretended to have sex with a huge stuffed animal of Blue from Blue’s Clues. I had no idea what sex was so I just pelvic thrusted a bunch. Didn’t do much though.

When I was around 10 me and one of my friends wanted to try ‘sex’ and by sex, one of us stripped down, and held themselves in the push up position over the other person, and we both were weirded out. We’re both girls. I’m not straight, but I think it was just because neither of us really knew what was supposed to be hot about it, or what it actually entailed.

Not the most NSFW in the thread, but I’ve never told anyone either of them.”
1111111Throwaway2


35. First attempt at anal ends in dislocated shoulder.

“My SO had to take me to the emergency room in the middle of the night last year, for a dislocated shoulder.

The reason we told the emergency room staff: he scared me and when I reacted my shoulder just kind of popped out.

The real reason:

We were trying anal for the first time. My first time, not his. I was terrified of the situation so I essentially told him to just get it over with. So, there I am laying face down on our bed, naked, and a lot of lube was applied to both of us. He barely touched the tip of his dick to my butt cheek and I wasn’t ready. At all. I flailed and thusly tore my shoulder all the way out of its socket and proceeded to cry as my poor SO had to dress me and get me into the car.

15 minutes later, after hitting ALL the speed bumps we arrive at the hospital. They made sure to ask if the injury was DV related, and as the first triage nurse left my room, she complemented my perfume that smelled like cherries and vanilla.

It wasn’t the perfume, and sitting for an X-ray with lube covering a large part of the bottom half of your body isn’t comfortable.

TLDR: First attempt at anal ends in dislocated shoulder.”
thedeathlyhallower


36. We took a shower together and ended up playing with each other’s clits.

“I was a super horny child growing up in rural Illinois. I am now a fully functioning, normal 25F….

When I was 6 I had my first sexual experience with a friend. We took a shower together and ended up playing with each other’s clits and ended up fingering each other. Then several other times we messed around and ate each other out. We knew it was bad but it felt good.

A few years later I was about 10, my babysitter was in her mid 40s and had a 12-year-old son. She didn’t do shit to watch us and would often leave the house leaving us there. Sometimes we fooled around in the house and sometimes we rode our bikes down to the creek where it was secluded.

Just wanted to note that I initiated and started most of this behavior listed below.

We often played ‘house’ and ‘doctor’ and it started with him showing me his penis which escalated to me taking off my pants and bending over in front of him and letting him ‘inspect’ me which was him basically fingering me and licking my pussy from behind.

It escalated further until I ended up sucking his dick a few times and we had full on sex with his little brother (9) watching. Some things happened and I fooled around with them both at the same time.

We were fucked up kids. And no, I was never sexually abused prior and to my knowledge they were not either. We were just curious and horny as fuck.

This went on for a while, having sex with both of them until I got my period when I was 11 and my mom had the talk with me. I learned what I was doing could now lead to pregnancy so we stopped having full on vaginal sex. Thus began what I now call the Anal Era. We experimented together with anal, and there were times I penetrated them with my fingers or objects as well (usually a round handle of a hairbrush, which we hid under their bed.)

I continued to fool around with both of them though until we were 16, 14 and 13. We learned what condoms were so full on vaginal sex started up again for a year or so. Then they moved away.

I regret nothing, I had a hell of a great childhood and it taught me that sex and feeling good was perfectly normal. They were both always kind and nothing happened if any of us didn’t want it.

It was actually a really unique and empowering and even educational experience, honestly. They watched my body go through puberty and I watched theirs as well. My breasts grew from an A to nearly D when I was 12 to 14, and I began noticing when their pubic hair was growing in, or the differences in the length and width of their penises along the way. There was even a time or two when I was on my period that they asked me how it worked and wanted me to ‘prove it’ so I got naked and they experimented and played with me while I was on my period. Mostly by the creek we biked to. It was even cool to see the evolution of our sexual tastes. When we were kids it was innocent playing and experimentation and exploring, but as we got older we tried new things and it was interesting. It really was a wonderful experience as a kid and I feel like I’m a better person for it.
I’m a bit of a nympho and a kinkster now but other than that perfectly normal.
And I can hear it coming. No, this is not made up and/or fake. I just had a really awesome sexual awakening as a kid. I’ve never told anyone. I think about it often though.”
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Check out the original article of 36 Women Confess The Kinky Sexual Secrets They’ve Never Told Anyone in its entirety http://thoughtcatalog.com/lorenzo-jensen-iii/2017/01/36-women-confess-the-kinky-sexual-secrets-theyve-never-told-anyone/.

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