Things Women Don’t Want You To Do In Bed
While you may be enjoying a rampant sex life right now, one wrong thing done in the bed can make the girl scoot out of the room. When pleasing a woman in general is so difficult, why would you assume otherwise in bed? There are only a handful of things that can get a woman hooked on to a man, and good sex is definitely one of them. There is a lot that men got to learn about giving their women the best sex they would ever have. You can’t learn everything overnight, so let’s start with the don’ts first. Here are things your woman doesn’t want you to do in bed.
Moving Downtown Straight Away
No, ignoring her lips and heading down south is not erotic. It makes her feel like you’ve made hourly payments and have thus, decided to get to the point with minimal stoppages.
Blowing In Her Ears
Blowing is one thing; trying to force her eardrum out of her other ear is another. Turning deaf while doing it is never sexy.
Manhandling The Breasts
Touch and caress all you want. But don’t squeeze her girls too hard. They’re breasts, not stress balls. Don’t bite her nipples. Don’t be like a dog that is teething and would chew on almost anything. Neither should you twindle them like you’re trying to fine tune a radio station.
Thrusting Like There’s No Tomorrow
A lot of men start pumping like a machine the moment they enter a woman. Be a little gentler, a lot less mechanical. Hold on, do it way it is supposed to be.
Coming Too Soon
If your tap starts to run the moment a woman touches you, you’re going to have a hard time. A lot of men ejaculate much before their women can even realize they are being entered. There are a lot of exercises that enable you to control your orgasm. Start working on them now!
Not Coming Till Eternity
What do you get out of an hour long pumping session? A woman craving for more sex? You wish! A numb vagina is the answer.
Pushing Her Head Down
Pushing her head down to your tool like you’re trying to shut an overloaded suitcase is a big no-no. If she wants to do it, she will. Don’t force her to go down on you.
No, of course gifts are nice. Sudden showers of semen on her face are not. Tell her when you’re going to come.
Making Her Take Stupid Positions
She’s not a Khajuraho carving, neither does she want to look like one. If you’re going to test her flexibility in bed, we suggest you send her for a gymnastics class first.
Don’t just lie down on her like a dead whale. Nobody wants to die suffocating under a thick-skinned lazy man, that too naked.
Trying To Find Her Prostate
Venture into anal stimulation only with her permission. There’s no point looking for her prostate because women don’t have one.
Deep Love Bites
A little amount of nibbling is sexy. Just make sure you don’t make her look like a Dalmatian after it is all over.